Kieren has decided to based himself in Dubai for the next couple of weeks. It's the best decision as I'm convinced jetting back and forward to England each weekend is not ideal. For one, it's hard to sleep on a plane.
Then you have the problem of retaining liquid. Kieren had the situation of riding at 8-7 at Meydan then struggling to do 8-10 at Wolverhampton the next day. He has four decent rides on Friday, including Krypton Factor in a Group 3 and Kenny Powers (off since finishing fifth to Fredrick Engels in the July Stakes) for Tom Dascombe.
The subject of the first time tongue-tie not being advertised in the press raised its head again at Taunton with the victory of Ted Spread. An ease in class obviously helped Paul Nicholls' runner, but so did the tongue tie for the well-backed winner.
Yet there was no mention in the press, on the racecard and it wasn't brought to the attention of the punter by the on-course correspondent from ATR.
It should be compulsory for it to be shown, like cheekpieces should. It's a bugbear because it's vital information to the public. While i'm in rant mode, why is it that a horse can run without a tongue-tie when it's declared with one?. It's not the case with any other form of headgear.
With it being deadline day for football transfers, there are two mysteries which I can't fathom. The first one is how can Bournemouth, a club forced to sell it's best players a couple of seasons back, pay the reputed £800,000 for Crawley striker Matt Tubbs.
Secondly, and this one would prove a head scratcher for Sherlock Holmes, why would Tottenham offer, supposedly, a 18-month contract to Louis Saha? The 33-year-old in injury prone, has scored just 2 goals this season and none since October.
race planner and profiler for Ismail Mohammed, pundit on Timeform radio and Nottingham Forest fan
Tuesday 31 January 2012
Saturday 28 January 2012
Mixed day for Walsh, pointers for Festival, drink awaited.!!!................................
Ruby Walsh didn't have the best of days at Cheltenham on Saturday. His afternoon started with a win on Pearl Swan, followed by a swift disqualification and a three-day ban for careless riding.
He was beaten on Aerial in the Grade 3 handicap, had disappointing rides on Polisky and Hinterland and took a crashing fall on That'lldoboy. He also, though, rode the extraordinary Big Bucks to victory and in turn produced the quote of the day.
Big Bucks won his 15th race in a row when landing the 3 mile Grade 2 contest after, momentarily, looking in danger at the top of the hill. If Big Bucks could jump fences cleanly he would win the Gold Cup but he can't. Barring injury, however, you can't see him beaing beaten over hurdles.
I don't know Walsh but I can tell he doesn't suffer fools glady - a trait that I also possess. He put Derek Thompson in his place a couple of years back and it amused me greatly when quizzed whether he thought Big Bucks was in trouble at the top of the hill.
"I didn't realise there was a winning post there," replied a sardonic Walsh. Classic from a brilliant and natural horseman.
A few Festival bubbles were burst. Diamond Harry and Time For Rupert can't, judged on today, win the Gold Cup and my ante-post voucher on Menorah is now at the bottom of the budgie cage after he once more failed his mocks at Doncaster.
Conversely, there was a massive eye-catcher for the Pertempts final in the shape of Sivola De Sivola. If Liam Heard hadn't got his reins "in a tangle", the Tom George runner (the trainer had the winner in Module) would have gone close to scoring.
A day after Benny Be Good caught the eye with a fourth at Huntingdon under a tender ride, it was trumped by a horse running a massive race over a trip nearly a mile shy of his best. Find a big notebook.
Finally, if anybody reading this knows Emma Lavelle can you remind her it was me that suggested she ran Kangaroo Court in the maiden at Lingfield!! Having spent 10 minutes telling her how weak it was, she told me her partners' brother would ride.
Then, to compound matters, I watched the decent hurdler come sailing down the outside with Mickey Fenton to score at 14-1 without a penny on. Thanks Emms. A crate of Becks would be nice compensation
He was beaten on Aerial in the Grade 3 handicap, had disappointing rides on Polisky and Hinterland and took a crashing fall on That'lldoboy. He also, though, rode the extraordinary Big Bucks to victory and in turn produced the quote of the day.
Big Bucks won his 15th race in a row when landing the 3 mile Grade 2 contest after, momentarily, looking in danger at the top of the hill. If Big Bucks could jump fences cleanly he would win the Gold Cup but he can't. Barring injury, however, you can't see him beaing beaten over hurdles.
I don't know Walsh but I can tell he doesn't suffer fools glady - a trait that I also possess. He put Derek Thompson in his place a couple of years back and it amused me greatly when quizzed whether he thought Big Bucks was in trouble at the top of the hill.
"I didn't realise there was a winning post there," replied a sardonic Walsh. Classic from a brilliant and natural horseman.
A few Festival bubbles were burst. Diamond Harry and Time For Rupert can't, judged on today, win the Gold Cup and my ante-post voucher on Menorah is now at the bottom of the budgie cage after he once more failed his mocks at Doncaster.
Conversely, there was a massive eye-catcher for the Pertempts final in the shape of Sivola De Sivola. If Liam Heard hadn't got his reins "in a tangle", the Tom George runner (the trainer had the winner in Module) would have gone close to scoring.
A day after Benny Be Good caught the eye with a fourth at Huntingdon under a tender ride, it was trumped by a horse running a massive race over a trip nearly a mile shy of his best. Find a big notebook.
Finally, if anybody reading this knows Emma Lavelle can you remind her it was me that suggested she ran Kangaroo Court in the maiden at Lingfield!! Having spent 10 minutes telling her how weak it was, she told me her partners' brother would ride.
Then, to compound matters, I watched the decent hurdler come sailing down the outside with Mickey Fenton to score at 14-1 without a penny on. Thanks Emms. A crate of Becks would be nice compensation
Thursday 26 January 2012
Kieren off mark in Dubai, BHA on the ball, an invitation to the Breeders' Cup..................................................
Kieren finally got off the mark for the Carnival when riding Krypton Factor to victory at Meydan. It has been difficult to ride winners in Dubai - most of the top jockeys have struggled - without a major yard. It was a double celebration with Fawzi Naas, a promiment owner in Britain, gaining his maiden success as a trainer.
Kieren, who lost his best ride at the Carnival with the sale of Green Destiny, is in for a busy time. He rides at Wolverhampton on Friday and Lingfield on Saturday before flying back to Dubai on Tuesday.
I have given the BHA plenty of stick over the whip rules but it's pleasing to see that they are investigating the ride of 7lb claimer Steven Gagan on Kickahead at Musselburgh a fortnight ago.
Punters are too quick to condemn rides - the accusation aimed at Peter Hatton for his unseat on Esteem at Leicester on Tuesday was plainly ridiculous (he was making stealthy headway), but Gagan's fall-off - I can't bring myself to say unseat - was suspicious at the very least.
It was also interesting to read that trainer and previous owner Ian Williams, who had sold the horse to an unnamed new owner before the race, had also reported the ride. Kickahead had drifted from 11-4 to 9-2 on course.
Racing has to be seen to keeping its house in order and the BHA have to be commended in investigating this incident so swiftly. Full marks to them.
From a personal point of view I was delighted to be asked by Gary Stevens to be part of the NBC team to help cover the 2012 Breeders' Cup at Santa Anita. NBC have taken over the contract from ESPN and Stevens, a Hall Of Fame rider, has been part of the commentary team since his retirement.
I booked rides for Stevens during his successful four-month spell as stable jockey to Sir Michael Stoute in 1999. So maybe networking (which I abhor, by the way) has worked for me this time.
Kieren, who lost his best ride at the Carnival with the sale of Green Destiny, is in for a busy time. He rides at Wolverhampton on Friday and Lingfield on Saturday before flying back to Dubai on Tuesday.
I have given the BHA plenty of stick over the whip rules but it's pleasing to see that they are investigating the ride of 7lb claimer Steven Gagan on Kickahead at Musselburgh a fortnight ago.
Punters are too quick to condemn rides - the accusation aimed at Peter Hatton for his unseat on Esteem at Leicester on Tuesday was plainly ridiculous (he was making stealthy headway), but Gagan's fall-off - I can't bring myself to say unseat - was suspicious at the very least.
It was also interesting to read that trainer and previous owner Ian Williams, who had sold the horse to an unnamed new owner before the race, had also reported the ride. Kickahead had drifted from 11-4 to 9-2 on course.
Racing has to be seen to keeping its house in order and the BHA have to be commended in investigating this incident so swiftly. Full marks to them.
From a personal point of view I was delighted to be asked by Gary Stevens to be part of the NBC team to help cover the 2012 Breeders' Cup at Santa Anita. NBC have taken over the contract from ESPN and Stevens, a Hall Of Fame rider, has been part of the commentary team since his retirement.
I booked rides for Stevens during his successful four-month spell as stable jockey to Sir Michael Stoute in 1999. So maybe networking (which I abhor, by the way) has worked for me this time.
Monday 23 January 2012
The importance of all information being made available to the general public regarding mentions of cheekpieces, tongue-ties and breathing ops. Blog now available
I’ve long believed the more information you can supply to the public the more likely they are to have a bet. There can never be too much.
Whilst appreciating a lack of space means you can’t cram everything in American style, there is still room for improvement. For instance, on the cards of trade paper Racing Post there are notices next to the horses’ name for when it wears blinkers or a visor for the first time.
Oddly, though, there is no mention when a horse dons debut cheekpieces. Instead, you have to go trailing through the form whenever you see the paint rollers on. It’s time consuming, unnecessary and easily missed.
Somersby’s concentration was much improved when landing the Grade One Victor Chandler Chase on Saturday in first- time cheekpieces. It was further highlighted by the success today of Cucumber Run (ironically a half-brother to Somersby)at Wetherby.
Though he was not always fluent, Nicky Henderson’s horse jumped much better than when turned over at 1-4 at Plumpton. The addition of first-time cheekpieces proved a major help as they did for Somersby.
The Racing Post is not to blame as the information comes from the racing department at Weatherbys. Other bits of information missing include when a horse has been gelded – it’s not always mentioned in the write-ups – and if a horse is wearing a tongue-tie for the first time. Why?
Also, how often after a horse has won has the trainer mentioned that said animal has had a breathing operation? Rarely, if at all, do you glean this vital news before the race.
It should be made mandatory for all the above issues to be made known and then displayed by Weatherbys, thus enabling the press to relay the information to the public. It can only help.
Whilst appreciating a lack of space means you can’t cram everything in American style, there is still room for improvement. For instance, on the cards of trade paper Racing Post there are notices next to the horses’ name for when it wears blinkers or a visor for the first time.
Oddly, though, there is no mention when a horse dons debut cheekpieces. Instead, you have to go trailing through the form whenever you see the paint rollers on. It’s time consuming, unnecessary and easily missed.
Somersby’s concentration was much improved when landing the Grade One Victor Chandler Chase on Saturday in first- time cheekpieces. It was further highlighted by the success today of Cucumber Run (ironically a half-brother to Somersby)at Wetherby.
Though he was not always fluent, Nicky Henderson’s horse jumped much better than when turned over at 1-4 at Plumpton. The addition of first-time cheekpieces proved a major help as they did for Somersby.
The Racing Post is not to blame as the information comes from the racing department at Weatherbys. Other bits of information missing include when a horse has been gelded – it’s not always mentioned in the write-ups – and if a horse is wearing a tongue-tie for the first time. Why?
Also, how often after a horse has won has the trainer mentioned that said animal has had a breathing operation? Rarely, if at all, do you glean this vital news before the race.
It should be made mandatory for all the above issues to be made known and then displayed by Weatherbys, thus enabling the press to relay the information to the public. It can only help.
Sunday 22 January 2012
Whip rules still need sorting, Lynch on applying for licence in Britain, Henderson's bad PR............Blog now available........
Racing on Saturday provided plenty of great racing but, yet again, the whip reared it's head when two winning jockeys were banned after exceeeding the guidelines. Andrew Thorton received a 5-day ban for hitting Tatenen ten times Ascot.
Earlier at Haydock, Darryl Jacob's got two days for going one over when scoring on Celestial Halo. The big difference is that Jacob's still received his prize money percentage, Thornton did not. This can't be right.
I agree rules have to be adhered to and if jockeys adopt a win-at-all costs attitude then ban them, as in the case of Jacobs, but if the jockey is to forfeit his prize money then so should everybody else, owner, trainer and the punter. After all, they all benefited from the jockey breaking the rules.
For me the BHA have two options. Disqualify any horse where the jockey has transgresed the allowed number - not the way forward - or let everybody benefit and hand out longer bans.
I hope the BHA quickly reject the application of Fergal Lynch to ride in Britain again. Lynch, banned in 2007 when admitting he stopped a horse, has been riding on a Spanish licence in Ireland.
It would be a travesty if Lynch, fine rider that he is, was allowed back to ride in Britain. Paul Doe and Greg Fairly were banned in December for 12 years for the same offence. Lynch needs the same punishment.
Nicky Henderson certainly scored an own goal when initially refusing an interview about the 'massive drift' on Betfair about his Champion Hurdle hope Spirit Son.
The champion trainer then blamed the exchanges for forcing him to reveal the news that Spirit Son would indeed miss the race! Two things come to mind. If it wasn't for the exchanges people could still now be blindly backing Spirit Son for the Champion Hurdle.
And, more pertinently, the reason for the drift is that somebody from the Henderson yard either used that information or passed it on to somebody else. Bookmakers and trainers may not like the exchanges but it's the best guideline to the welfare of a horse.
Earlier at Haydock, Darryl Jacob's got two days for going one over when scoring on Celestial Halo. The big difference is that Jacob's still received his prize money percentage, Thornton did not. This can't be right.
I agree rules have to be adhered to and if jockeys adopt a win-at-all costs attitude then ban them, as in the case of Jacobs, but if the jockey is to forfeit his prize money then so should everybody else, owner, trainer and the punter. After all, they all benefited from the jockey breaking the rules.
For me the BHA have two options. Disqualify any horse where the jockey has transgresed the allowed number - not the way forward - or let everybody benefit and hand out longer bans.
I hope the BHA quickly reject the application of Fergal Lynch to ride in Britain again. Lynch, banned in 2007 when admitting he stopped a horse, has been riding on a Spanish licence in Ireland.
It would be a travesty if Lynch, fine rider that he is, was allowed back to ride in Britain. Paul Doe and Greg Fairly were banned in December for 12 years for the same offence. Lynch needs the same punishment.
Nicky Henderson certainly scored an own goal when initially refusing an interview about the 'massive drift' on Betfair about his Champion Hurdle hope Spirit Son.
The champion trainer then blamed the exchanges for forcing him to reveal the news that Spirit Son would indeed miss the race! Two things come to mind. If it wasn't for the exchanges people could still now be blindly backing Spirit Son for the Champion Hurdle.
And, more pertinently, the reason for the drift is that somebody from the Henderson yard either used that information or passed it on to somebody else. Bookmakers and trainers may not like the exchanges but it's the best guideline to the welfare of a horse.
Friday 20 January 2012
No joy at Dubail, delight for Richard Hughes, avoiding unlucky horses, Barton continues to rant . Blog now available......
No doubt you are awaiting news about the disappointing run from Rhythm Of Light in the Cape Verdi. I haven't spoken to Kieren or Tom Dascombe but my observations are that a number of things didn't pan out.
Firstly, they went no gallop and the daughter of Beat Hollow was keen in the early stages and then, approaching the turn, it seemed she was on the wrong lead (ie she was leading with her right foreleg rather than her left)
Kieren didn't punish her when she couldn't win and Rhythm Of Light is obviously much better than that. Dubai hasn't been great for Kieren so far - although a lot of top jockeys have yet to ride a winner at the Carnival.
Continually backing a horse that has been unlucky is a quick way to the poor house and the latest exponent of that has to be Start Right, bought out of Luca Cumani's yard after an 'unlucky' run at Sandown,.
Start Right has been a major disappointment in two runs at Meydan. The son of Footstepsinthesand was being spoken of as a potential group horse after his 'unlucky' runs, now he might just struggle to win a race of 102.
Talks are still on-going about ammendements to the whip issue, but Richard Hughes received good news regarding his one month ban in India. Hughes' defence that his ban for dangerous riding was in fact self-defence was accepted by the local authorities. The ban was reduced to a fine.
Hughes is at the peak of his career and, in truth, should have been Champion jockey for either or both of the past two seasons. Bans put pay to both his challenges but 2012 could be his year. He will be supplied with a 100 winners plus by Richard Hannon.
You can't be champion without a massive yard supporting and with question marks over all of his rivals, this could be his year. Hughes is a top-priced 5-1 with Hills.
Finally, having told you that Joey Barton, the captain of QPR, was twitter gold for having a go at the cast of The Only Way is Essex and Paris Hilton, he has now started on on former manager Neil Warnock. He is priceless. Follow him on @Joey7Barton.
Firstly, they went no gallop and the daughter of Beat Hollow was keen in the early stages and then, approaching the turn, it seemed she was on the wrong lead (ie she was leading with her right foreleg rather than her left)
Kieren didn't punish her when she couldn't win and Rhythm Of Light is obviously much better than that. Dubai hasn't been great for Kieren so far - although a lot of top jockeys have yet to ride a winner at the Carnival.
Continually backing a horse that has been unlucky is a quick way to the poor house and the latest exponent of that has to be Start Right, bought out of Luca Cumani's yard after an 'unlucky' run at Sandown,.
Start Right has been a major disappointment in two runs at Meydan. The son of Footstepsinthesand was being spoken of as a potential group horse after his 'unlucky' runs, now he might just struggle to win a race of 102.
Talks are still on-going about ammendements to the whip issue, but Richard Hughes received good news regarding his one month ban in India. Hughes' defence that his ban for dangerous riding was in fact self-defence was accepted by the local authorities. The ban was reduced to a fine.
Hughes is at the peak of his career and, in truth, should have been Champion jockey for either or both of the past two seasons. Bans put pay to both his challenges but 2012 could be his year. He will be supplied with a 100 winners plus by Richard Hannon.
You can't be champion without a massive yard supporting and with question marks over all of his rivals, this could be his year. Hughes is a top-priced 5-1 with Hills.
Finally, having told you that Joey Barton, the captain of QPR, was twitter gold for having a go at the cast of The Only Way is Essex and Paris Hilton, he has now started on on former manager Neil Warnock. He is priceless. Follow him on @Joey7Barton.
Thursday 19 January 2012
Winston fails in his appeal, the folly of taking rides of other agents, the joys of charity work ... Blog is now available.......
Robert Winston failed in his appeal to overturn his 22-day ban on Thursday and the only surprise to me was that some thought it was a unjust. Why? Regardless of whether Winston felt three were for corrective measures, it was his still second offence in two months.
No other jockey has been banned twice for hitting a horse so many times over the limit, to do it within 60 days shows is stupidity of the highest order. The rules do need to be looked at (Will Kennendy's ban being the case-in-point) and they are to be discussed at the BHA on Friday.
But when jockeys, aware of the penalities, blatently ignore them and then cry foul you can't just blame the BHA and accept no responsibility yourself.
Three things that worry me most are using a toilet when the previous occupant comes out without a newspaper, when somebody phones and says "You don't rememeber me, do you?" And when another agent calls and states I have a winner for you.
In the 14 years I have been an agent I can honestly say I have never been 'placed' on a winner. I remember one got overtaken by the ambulance, another turned the lights out and one has still to finish.
It's strange then that there has never been a call saying there is a spare ride going on a wife or girlfriend. Not that Kieren would.........Ok, please don't make up your own answers.
A request from Sarah Oliver, president of the Amateur Jockeys' Association, for Kieren to donate some signed breeches for a charity event, reminded me of an incident a few years ago
Frankie Dettori and Jason Weaver came to run in a charity race at Walthamstow Greyhound stadium for a meeting in aid of the Injured Jockeys' Fund. Lorna Vincent, myself and a local journalist were also taking part.
Lorna, one of the first lady riders to break through, was quite a curvy lady. Her pre-race routine was to drink a pint of cider and eat a plate of fish and chips.
Lorna had a 100 yard start over me and the journo with another 50 back to the two jockeys. The idea was that Lorna, decked out in a borrowed yellow tracksuit that made her look like an inflatable banana, was to slow down on the run in and to make it a virtual dead- heat.
In reality, she went sprinting off, to which Weaver said "Fuck me, she's keen," but on the run-in her tracksuit started to slip down, ended up round her ankles and she fell flat on her face yards after the line.
It transpired afterwards that the fox, who lived in the water features in the middle of the track, had obvious spied what he thought was dinner and started to chase her. Lorna had feared she was going to get bitten.
Btw following on from the piece on Darren Owen yesterday about being placed on the commentators' probation list, the Welsh wizard pointed out another reason could be that he is also fat. Happy to put the record straight Darren.
No other jockey has been banned twice for hitting a horse so many times over the limit, to do it within 60 days shows is stupidity of the highest order. The rules do need to be looked at (Will Kennendy's ban being the case-in-point) and they are to be discussed at the BHA on Friday.
But when jockeys, aware of the penalities, blatently ignore them and then cry foul you can't just blame the BHA and accept no responsibility yourself.
Three things that worry me most are using a toilet when the previous occupant comes out without a newspaper, when somebody phones and says "You don't rememeber me, do you?" And when another agent calls and states I have a winner for you.
In the 14 years I have been an agent I can honestly say I have never been 'placed' on a winner. I remember one got overtaken by the ambulance, another turned the lights out and one has still to finish.
It's strange then that there has never been a call saying there is a spare ride going on a wife or girlfriend. Not that Kieren would.........Ok, please don't make up your own answers.
A request from Sarah Oliver, president of the Amateur Jockeys' Association, for Kieren to donate some signed breeches for a charity event, reminded me of an incident a few years ago
Frankie Dettori and Jason Weaver came to run in a charity race at Walthamstow Greyhound stadium for a meeting in aid of the Injured Jockeys' Fund. Lorna Vincent, myself and a local journalist were also taking part.
Lorna, one of the first lady riders to break through, was quite a curvy lady. Her pre-race routine was to drink a pint of cider and eat a plate of fish and chips.
Lorna had a 100 yard start over me and the journo with another 50 back to the two jockeys. The idea was that Lorna, decked out in a borrowed yellow tracksuit that made her look like an inflatable banana, was to slow down on the run in and to make it a virtual dead- heat.
In reality, she went sprinting off, to which Weaver said "Fuck me, she's keen," but on the run-in her tracksuit started to slip down, ended up round her ankles and she fell flat on her face yards after the line.
It transpired afterwards that the fox, who lived in the water features in the middle of the track, had obvious spied what he thought was dinner and started to chase her. Lorna had feared she was going to get bitten.
Btw following on from the piece on Darren Owen yesterday about being placed on the commentators' probation list, the Welsh wizard pointed out another reason could be that he is also fat. Happy to put the record straight Darren.
Wednesday 18 January 2012
Raw deal for commentator, Celebrity who is twitter gold, arrested for armed robbery!!..... Blog is now available..................................................................
Apparently when puplils now go to the schools' career officier the job most 16-year-olds want to do is not become an Astronaut, a football player or even a layabout but a horse race commentator.
Such is the demand for this well paid gig, the number of people applying from within the industry is growing enormously each year. As a consequence some of the 'old guard' have to be moved on - similar to moving your grandad into a nursing home to make way for a new three piece suite.
The news that Derek Thompson (no comment needed) and Jim McGrath (good voice, eyes have gone) have been put on probation (similar to a lamb being told don't worry about losing your coat)is no surprise but the inclusion of Darren Owen is.
All I can imagine is that the panel have decided the reason is that Owen is either too short or the fact he is Welsh. It certainly can't be because of his commentaries, though lacking the sexiness of a John Hunt, are accurate and delivered in a perfect pitch.
Instead, viewers of ATR (Racing UK won't have him) will have to put up with the inane ramblings of Matt Chapman. Seriously? It's like comparing a Ferrari with a Skoda.
Twitter has become the best vehicle for transporting news. I never really embraced Facebook, but Twitter is perfect for relaying messages about Kieren without having to ring ten different outlets.
Racing is dependent on Celebrites getting involved and promoting the sport and when you get one that also causes a stir even better. Joey Barton has a number of horses in training, mainly with Peter Chapple-Hyam.
But it's his spats on Twitter that has made the QPR captain a legend in the social networking world. He had a very public set-to with the cast of The Only Way is Essex.
His quote to one female member who castigated him of "Are you the Hippo, the prostitute or the corpse?" made the front page of the tabloids. Legendary. Yesterday, Barton, who has over a million followers, was at it again.
He moaned vigoriously because PARIS HILTON had decided to follow him. I won't repeat what he said here but give him a follow on@Joey7Barton. You won't be disapppointed.
I have to finish this blog by saying yesterday I was arrested as a suspected armed robber. Two police cars surrounded my car in Harlow and four armed police pointed machine guns at me. All very scary.
Having been asked if I had any offensive weapons in my car which, apart from my mouth, was only a copy of The Sun. I was taken to the police station and held for two hours.
On release I was told the real suspect had been caught. A 5ft 4" Chinaman with long black hair. I kid you not.
Such is the demand for this well paid gig, the number of people applying from within the industry is growing enormously each year. As a consequence some of the 'old guard' have to be moved on - similar to moving your grandad into a nursing home to make way for a new three piece suite.
The news that Derek Thompson (no comment needed) and Jim McGrath (good voice, eyes have gone) have been put on probation (similar to a lamb being told don't worry about losing your coat)is no surprise but the inclusion of Darren Owen is.
All I can imagine is that the panel have decided the reason is that Owen is either too short or the fact he is Welsh. It certainly can't be because of his commentaries, though lacking the sexiness of a John Hunt, are accurate and delivered in a perfect pitch.
Instead, viewers of ATR (Racing UK won't have him) will have to put up with the inane ramblings of Matt Chapman. Seriously? It's like comparing a Ferrari with a Skoda.
Twitter has become the best vehicle for transporting news. I never really embraced Facebook, but Twitter is perfect for relaying messages about Kieren without having to ring ten different outlets.
Racing is dependent on Celebrites getting involved and promoting the sport and when you get one that also causes a stir even better. Joey Barton has a number of horses in training, mainly with Peter Chapple-Hyam.
But it's his spats on Twitter that has made the QPR captain a legend in the social networking world. He had a very public set-to with the cast of The Only Way is Essex.
His quote to one female member who castigated him of "Are you the Hippo, the prostitute or the corpse?" made the front page of the tabloids. Legendary. Yesterday, Barton, who has over a million followers, was at it again.
He moaned vigoriously because PARIS HILTON had decided to follow him. I won't repeat what he said here but give him a follow on@Joey7Barton. You won't be disapppointed.
I have to finish this blog by saying yesterday I was arrested as a suspected armed robber. Two police cars surrounded my car in Harlow and four armed police pointed machine guns at me. All very scary.
Having been asked if I had any offensive weapons in my car which, apart from my mouth, was only a copy of The Sun. I was taken to the police station and held for two hours.
On release I was told the real suspect had been caught. A 5ft 4" Chinaman with long black hair. I kid you not.
Tuesday 17 January 2012
Praise for Clerk of Course, a presenter for the future, a 'dark horse' for the Oaks... Blog now available.............................
Clerk of the courses attract plenty of criticism (a job on par with being a traffic warden and a tax inspector in terms of pleasing people) but Neil McKenzie Ross deserves hearty congratulations for his patience.
McKenzie Ross, clerk at Folkestone, called four inspections before deeming, just an hour before the time of the first race, the Kent track was fit to start. A brave call considering the amount of derision he would have been bombarded with if the ground was unfit.
There were only seven non-runners and not one complaint from trainers, who can throw tantrums which would humiliate young children. McKenzie Ross is undoubtedly one of the best in the sport.
Invariably, the first question I’m asked when it’s known that I work with Kieren is ‘what is he like’? I have to say, which will surprise many, he is delightful. Kieren’s problems have been well documented, he can be unpredictable and he still attracts Chinese Whispers.
His work ethic, though, is incredible but obviously with his 47th birthday looming, he can’t be riding 900 plus horses every year as was the case last season. The Championship just eluded him but the quality and desire is still there.
I have worked with the likes of Jason Weaver, Gary Stevens, Kevin Darley, Eddie Ahern and even the mercurial Paul Carberry, and I have to say Kieren has been the easiest to deal with. He never interferes and any mistakes are purely down to me.
My only regret is that I never got him five years ago. In my opinion he is, along with Lester Piggott, Frankie Dettori and Steve Cauthen, one of the best four flat jockeys the sport has seen.
There are plenty of avenues to listen and watch horse racing in this technological age. ATR and Racing UK for pictures and numerous radio stations for audio.
Without a doubt, for me, the best one is Timeform Radio. Now before I’m accused of being biased (I work for the station) anybody that knows me will recognise that is not my style. I say it as I see it.
Like plenty out there I have my opinions on those that I rate and those who shouldn’t be let anywhere near a microphone. What I do know is that my colleague Alan Dudman should be on either of the satellite channels.
There isn’t a presenter that puts in as much preparation, he’s confident and knows how to conduct an interview. His major failing, unlike a lot of his contemporaries, is that he lacks one essential quality – pushiness. He’s on Timeform Radio on Wednesday (www.radio.betfair.com).
I had my first ante-post bet on the flat this year when backing The Fugue at 33-1 with Hills for the Oaks. John Gosden’s daughter of Dansili created a huge impression when landing her maiden at the backend of the season at Newmarket.
The victory was a pleasant surprise for the Newmarket handler and The Fugue certainly looked like the race was needed. Natural improvement should see her develop into a Group performer and she bred to stay 1m 4f.
McKenzie Ross, clerk at Folkestone, called four inspections before deeming, just an hour before the time of the first race, the Kent track was fit to start. A brave call considering the amount of derision he would have been bombarded with if the ground was unfit.
There were only seven non-runners and not one complaint from trainers, who can throw tantrums which would humiliate young children. McKenzie Ross is undoubtedly one of the best in the sport.
Invariably, the first question I’m asked when it’s known that I work with Kieren is ‘what is he like’? I have to say, which will surprise many, he is delightful. Kieren’s problems have been well documented, he can be unpredictable and he still attracts Chinese Whispers.
His work ethic, though, is incredible but obviously with his 47th birthday looming, he can’t be riding 900 plus horses every year as was the case last season. The Championship just eluded him but the quality and desire is still there.
I have worked with the likes of Jason Weaver, Gary Stevens, Kevin Darley, Eddie Ahern and even the mercurial Paul Carberry, and I have to say Kieren has been the easiest to deal with. He never interferes and any mistakes are purely down to me.
My only regret is that I never got him five years ago. In my opinion he is, along with Lester Piggott, Frankie Dettori and Steve Cauthen, one of the best four flat jockeys the sport has seen.
There are plenty of avenues to listen and watch horse racing in this technological age. ATR and Racing UK for pictures and numerous radio stations for audio.
Without a doubt, for me, the best one is Timeform Radio. Now before I’m accused of being biased (I work for the station) anybody that knows me will recognise that is not my style. I say it as I see it.
Like plenty out there I have my opinions on those that I rate and those who shouldn’t be let anywhere near a microphone. What I do know is that my colleague Alan Dudman should be on either of the satellite channels.
There isn’t a presenter that puts in as much preparation, he’s confident and knows how to conduct an interview. His major failing, unlike a lot of his contemporaries, is that he lacks one essential quality – pushiness. He’s on Timeform Radio on Wednesday (www.radio.betfair.com).
I had my first ante-post bet on the flat this year when backing The Fugue at 33-1 with Hills for the Oaks. John Gosden’s daughter of Dansili created a huge impression when landing her maiden at the backend of the season at Newmarket.
The victory was a pleasant surprise for the Newmarket handler and The Fugue certainly looked like the race was needed. Natural improvement should see her develop into a Group performer and she bred to stay 1m 4f.
Monday 16 January 2012
No joy at Wolverhampton, Light delight at Meydan, a thumping bet in Dancing on Ice?...........Blog now available.........................
Kieren took up his ride at Wolverhampton today after missing his three mounts on Sunday. He had no joy on Warnesford for George Baker and it's always a tricky period booking rides when your jockey is flying back and forth to Dubai.
Meydan is Friday and Saturday this week so Kieren won't be at Lingfield on Saturday or Kempton on Sunday. Compensation awaits, though, because he has picked up the plum ride on useful Rhythm Of Light for Tom Dascombe in the Cape Verdi on Friday.
Dascombe has turned to Kieren, as he did for Brown Panther in the St Leger, for this Group 2 event. The filly has twice finished runner-up in two Group 2 events. Dascombe is going to be a major force soon and it a major fillip for him to use Kieren.
Making money from betting doesn't necessarily have to come from horses. Indeed, two of my biggest draws last year came through backing Barcelona in the Champions' League and Sam Attwater to win Dancing On Ice.
DOI is the only reality show where the best person in the event invariably scores. There hasn't been a surprise winner since its inception and there looks a standout again this time.
Matthew Wolfenden, the actor from Emmerdale, has the same traits as Attwater. He is a good-looking fellow from a soap, has a dance background and was a potential Olympic gymnast before breaking his arm. Oh, and he can skate!!
Hollyoaks actress Jorge Porter, as was Laura Hamilton last year, is the only viable alternative. Wolfenden, who scored better than Attwater in the first show, is trading at 2.46 on Betfair. He will trade much lower next week.
It's often said that people you meet in life guide you pathway to your eventual destination. I learnt plenty from Bobby Moore when he was manager at Southend (1984) before a broken leg ended that dream and I learnt to cook under Gary Rhodes (1998).
How I wish, therefore, my path had crossed with legendary American Ron Jeremy - c'est la vie
Meydan is Friday and Saturday this week so Kieren won't be at Lingfield on Saturday or Kempton on Sunday. Compensation awaits, though, because he has picked up the plum ride on useful Rhythm Of Light for Tom Dascombe in the Cape Verdi on Friday.
Dascombe has turned to Kieren, as he did for Brown Panther in the St Leger, for this Group 2 event. The filly has twice finished runner-up in two Group 2 events. Dascombe is going to be a major force soon and it a major fillip for him to use Kieren.
Making money from betting doesn't necessarily have to come from horses. Indeed, two of my biggest draws last year came through backing Barcelona in the Champions' League and Sam Attwater to win Dancing On Ice.
DOI is the only reality show where the best person in the event invariably scores. There hasn't been a surprise winner since its inception and there looks a standout again this time.
Matthew Wolfenden, the actor from Emmerdale, has the same traits as Attwater. He is a good-looking fellow from a soap, has a dance background and was a potential Olympic gymnast before breaking his arm. Oh, and he can skate!!
Hollyoaks actress Jorge Porter, as was Laura Hamilton last year, is the only viable alternative. Wolfenden, who scored better than Attwater in the first show, is trading at 2.46 on Betfair. He will trade much lower next week.
It's often said that people you meet in life guide you pathway to your eventual destination. I learnt plenty from Bobby Moore when he was manager at Southend (1984) before a broken leg ended that dream and I learnt to cook under Gary Rhodes (1998).
How I wish, therefore, my path had crossed with legendary American Ron Jeremy - c'est la vie
Sunday 15 January 2012
Kieren forced to miss rides, joy of being a pundit, employed as a pig PR agent......Blog is now available............................
Kieren was forced to miss his rides at Kempton today with illness. In truth, he probably shouldn't have ridden at Lingfield on Saturday after having travel problems back from Dubai.
From an agent's point of view it's frustrating because you then have to deal with annoyed trainers. But as I explained to John Hills, Kieren wasn't able to give the horses 100%. Thankfully, Naughtical (3rd) and Dawn Lightning (2nd) ran well.
Kieren has one booked mount at Wolverhampton and I'm hopeful he will be able to ride. It's an important one in Warneford for George Baker, a trainer whom Kieren will ride a lot for this year.
People often ask me why I like working as a pundit for Timeform Radio. The answer is simple - ego. If a pundit, whether it's for radio or tv, tells you otherwise they are lying! There is a real buzz when you get something right.
The downside, of course, is that you get 'slaughtered' if you get something wrong and you do have to deal with people who have 'Yozzer Hughes' syndrome, but I wouldn't swop it for anything. I'd like to think I'm good at it as well
I could, however, always go back into PR. I have helped promote bands, cars, even a brief time writing blurbs for new comedy shows. Nothing, though, could compare with boosting a pig
A few years ago when I lived in Gt Dunmow I was asked, by a local paper, to promote a pig for Miss Piggy World. Four pigs were in the running and I was asked extol the good points of Jasmine.
The good news is that Jasmine won. The bad news was that Jasmine, for obvious reasons, wasn't able to defend her title.
From an agent's point of view it's frustrating because you then have to deal with annoyed trainers. But as I explained to John Hills, Kieren wasn't able to give the horses 100%. Thankfully, Naughtical (3rd) and Dawn Lightning (2nd) ran well.
Kieren has one booked mount at Wolverhampton and I'm hopeful he will be able to ride. It's an important one in Warneford for George Baker, a trainer whom Kieren will ride a lot for this year.
People often ask me why I like working as a pundit for Timeform Radio. The answer is simple - ego. If a pundit, whether it's for radio or tv, tells you otherwise they are lying! There is a real buzz when you get something right.
The downside, of course, is that you get 'slaughtered' if you get something wrong and you do have to deal with people who have 'Yozzer Hughes' syndrome, but I wouldn't swop it for anything. I'd like to think I'm good at it as well
I could, however, always go back into PR. I have helped promote bands, cars, even a brief time writing blurbs for new comedy shows. Nothing, though, could compare with boosting a pig
A few years ago when I lived in Gt Dunmow I was asked, by a local paper, to promote a pig for Miss Piggy World. Four pigs were in the running and I was asked extol the good points of Jasmine.
The good news is that Jasmine won. The bad news was that Jasmine, for obvious reasons, wasn't able to defend her title.
Saturday 14 January 2012
A poor day at Lingfield, woe for Kennedy, joy for Fox and a fancy for the Arkle..............................................................................................
Poor day this afternoon at Lingfield. King's Colour looked poised to score for Kieren in the opener but, despite trading at 1-2 in the run, faded in the home straight. Hard to fathom why. Kieren said he was felt flat.
Ibiza Sunset has an issue between hs ears. A pair of blimkers and drop in grade are needed. Mawaakef probably didn't stay but needs to be able to dominate, not possible today in a race choc-full of front runners.
The biggest injustice of the day was Will Kennedy losing his winning percentage after landing the Lanzarote Hurdle on the game Swincombe Flame. Kenneny struck the horse 10 times in scoring by a nose.
I know rules are rules (eight is the maximum hits) and the sport can't survive without them, but to take away his percentage, around £2,000, but still allow the owner, trainer and punters who backed Nick Williams' mare to profit? It can't be right.
It was an inspired ride by Kennedy, still reeling from losing the ride on Time For Rupert, who now has time to reflect as to whether taking another career path is an option.
On a positive note it has been heart-warming to see Dominic Fox trying to rebuild his career. It been a tough couple of years for the 3lbs claimer. Coming back after a 18-month injury break, Fox had to endure the death last year of his father, Richard.
Fox's winner on Saturday at Lingfield was his fourth from just eight rides in the past two weeks. He also picked up two rides from the powerful Roger Varian yard. His dad would be proud.
Many dismissed Menorah as a serious contender for the Arkle despite him winning again at Kempton. It's fair to say the round wasn't blemish free, but did it justify Hills knocking him out to 16-1 fot the novice Blue Riband?
Menorah has shown a liking for Cheltenham in the past (he has won there three times and finished fifth in the Champion Hurdle). The problem with Menorah is that he loses concentration.
A bigger field and a faster gallop will see him in a much better light. He should also get the fast ground he craves. 16-1? Way too big.
Ibiza Sunset has an issue between hs ears. A pair of blimkers and drop in grade are needed. Mawaakef probably didn't stay but needs to be able to dominate, not possible today in a race choc-full of front runners.
The biggest injustice of the day was Will Kennedy losing his winning percentage after landing the Lanzarote Hurdle on the game Swincombe Flame. Kenneny struck the horse 10 times in scoring by a nose.
I know rules are rules (eight is the maximum hits) and the sport can't survive without them, but to take away his percentage, around £2,000, but still allow the owner, trainer and punters who backed Nick Williams' mare to profit? It can't be right.
It was an inspired ride by Kennedy, still reeling from losing the ride on Time For Rupert, who now has time to reflect as to whether taking another career path is an option.
On a positive note it has been heart-warming to see Dominic Fox trying to rebuild his career. It been a tough couple of years for the 3lbs claimer. Coming back after a 18-month injury break, Fox had to endure the death last year of his father, Richard.
Fox's winner on Saturday at Lingfield was his fourth from just eight rides in the past two weeks. He also picked up two rides from the powerful Roger Varian yard. His dad would be proud.
Many dismissed Menorah as a serious contender for the Arkle despite him winning again at Kempton. It's fair to say the round wasn't blemish free, but did it justify Hills knocking him out to 16-1 fot the novice Blue Riband?
Menorah has shown a liking for Cheltenham in the past (he has won there three times and finished fifth in the Champion Hurdle). The problem with Menorah is that he loses concentration.
A bigger field and a faster gallop will see him in a much better light. He should also get the fast ground he craves. 16-1? Way too big.
Friday 13 January 2012
News on Saturday, an interesting ride at Musselburgh, opposition to Big Bucks.................................................................
Kieren flies back in on Saturday from the heat of Dubai to freezing temperatures at Lingfield. He will be chuffed! Rides in England are mainly to keep up his fitness level and, in part, to keep people happy for the forthcoming season.
Rides have been to a inimum so I have a limited number of bullets to fire. Kieren has three rides on Saturday and the same number on Sunday. He rides Kings Colour in the first for Brett Johnson, who has Brunston to beat. Roger Charlton's horse has to prove as effective on the AW. None off his siblings have won the surface
Ibiza Sunset diappointed when favourite at Kempton. It was a poor run but he missed the break and a few things came to light. He should run better. Finally, Kieren rides Mawaakef in the feature, who has heekpieces on for the first time. Interesting.
When the Betfair site goes down it will obviously draw plenty of criticism. It's human nature. I would guess, however, that the two-and-half hours that it was out of action on Friday saved quite a few players a considerable amount of money.
Nicky Henderson has a 28% strike rate in January but he had two red-hot favourites turned over at Huntingdon. Ericht's defeat at 1-5 was followed 30 minutes later with the demise of Problema Tic at 1-4.
Yet it was the defeat of Kickahead in between at Mussleburgh that probably saved backers the most cash. The Ian Williams-trainer horse, favourite on the exchanges early morning, opened on the course at 11-4 before returning at 9-2.
Having been restrained at the back from the start, rider Steven Gagan (7lbs) was unshipped at the fourth in the softest unseat you will see. I haven't heard of any report of equiptment failure. Judge for yourself from the video section on the Sportinglife. com site.
The news that Dai Walters is intending to send his Oscar Whisky into battle against Big Bucks in the World Hurdle at the Cheltenham Festival is the best news ever for supporters of the favourite. Big Bucks is the best staying hurdler that will be seen in my lifetime and the 8-13 available with Sportingbet. com is so enticing.
Rides have been to a inimum so I have a limited number of bullets to fire. Kieren has three rides on Saturday and the same number on Sunday. He rides Kings Colour in the first for Brett Johnson, who has Brunston to beat. Roger Charlton's horse has to prove as effective on the AW. None off his siblings have won the surface
Ibiza Sunset diappointed when favourite at Kempton. It was a poor run but he missed the break and a few things came to light. He should run better. Finally, Kieren rides Mawaakef in the feature, who has heekpieces on for the first time. Interesting.
When the Betfair site goes down it will obviously draw plenty of criticism. It's human nature. I would guess, however, that the two-and-half hours that it was out of action on Friday saved quite a few players a considerable amount of money.
Nicky Henderson has a 28% strike rate in January but he had two red-hot favourites turned over at Huntingdon. Ericht's defeat at 1-5 was followed 30 minutes later with the demise of Problema Tic at 1-4.
Yet it was the defeat of Kickahead in between at Mussleburgh that probably saved backers the most cash. The Ian Williams-trainer horse, favourite on the exchanges early morning, opened on the course at 11-4 before returning at 9-2.
Having been restrained at the back from the start, rider Steven Gagan (7lbs) was unshipped at the fourth in the softest unseat you will see. I haven't heard of any report of equiptment failure. Judge for yourself from the video section on the Sportinglife. com site.
The news that Dai Walters is intending to send his Oscar Whisky into battle against Big Bucks in the World Hurdle at the Cheltenham Festival is the best news ever for supporters of the favourite. Big Bucks is the best staying hurdler that will be seen in my lifetime and the 8-13 available with Sportingbet. com is so enticing.
Thursday 12 January 2012
Not a great day in Dubai, an eventful afternoon at Timeform,. Blog now available..................
Dubai went as I anticipated. Luca had three runners on the card. Fiery Lad and Summit Surge, both coming back from injury lay-offs, showed promise before fading. Swop, from a bad draw, never got involved and was well beat. There will be other days for the trio.
Kieren was pleased with the performance of Secrecy, he led two out before eclipsed by the ultra-impressive Musir(a monster on this Tapeta surface), while Winker Watson was never travelling.
There was a touch a touch of irony earlier on the card when the former Cumani-trained Naqshabban, who refused to enter the stalls on two occasions's last season, completely outclassed the opposition in a 1m 4f handicap. Amazingly, he walked straight in the traps. A reformed character? Maybe.
I spent the afternoon at Hammersmith working for Timeform Radio, where on top of a successful afternoon at Southwell (a great punting medium), there was the bizarre sight of a jockey throwing his whip at the stewards.
Earlier today, amateur Robert Cooper copped a 52-day ban for excessive use of the whip on a horse called Elton Fox . Three hours later he celebrated victory on Mortimers Cross at Fontwell by throwing his whip away 30 yards from the line. Thankfully, the only fine was £30 to buy a new whip.
Southwell also saw Robert Wimston cop a 22-day ban for his ride on Zenerinda in the 1m handicap. The punishment was severe because it was Winston's second offence within 12 months. Incredibly, a number of people were defending him. Why?
The rules are clear and it's pretty obvious that Winston either can't, or won't keep to the required number. You can't hide behind the old story of that he was trying to win. I'm not a great advocate of the new rules but to get caught twice in the space of three months in unforgiveable.
Kieren was pleased with the performance of Secrecy, he led two out before eclipsed by the ultra-impressive Musir(a monster on this Tapeta surface), while Winker Watson was never travelling.
There was a touch a touch of irony earlier on the card when the former Cumani-trained Naqshabban, who refused to enter the stalls on two occasions's last season, completely outclassed the opposition in a 1m 4f handicap. Amazingly, he walked straight in the traps. A reformed character? Maybe.
I spent the afternoon at Hammersmith working for Timeform Radio, where on top of a successful afternoon at Southwell (a great punting medium), there was the bizarre sight of a jockey throwing his whip at the stewards.
Earlier today, amateur Robert Cooper copped a 52-day ban for excessive use of the whip on a horse called Elton Fox . Three hours later he celebrated victory on Mortimers Cross at Fontwell by throwing his whip away 30 yards from the line. Thankfully, the only fine was £30 to buy a new whip.
Southwell also saw Robert Wimston cop a 22-day ban for his ride on Zenerinda in the 1m handicap. The punishment was severe because it was Winston's second offence within 12 months. Incredibly, a number of people were defending him. Why?
The rules are clear and it's pretty obvious that Winston either can't, or won't keep to the required number. You can't hide behind the old story of that he was trying to win. I'm not a great advocate of the new rules but to get caught twice in the space of three months in unforgiveable.
Wednesday 11 January 2012
Speaking with a true legend, receiving career advice from Barry Silkman, Dubai tomorrow........
I'm not a great lover of networking. Ostensibly, because I'm not very good at it. I've always believed& your tongue was meant for tasting and talking with, not sticking it up someone's rectum. Yet it was this practice (networking, not rectum probing) that saved me from going skint back in 1999.
Having been made redundant from the Sporting Life, I was struggling badly. I had lost my 'rendundo' and I couldn't see any light at the end of the tunnel.Then a fairy godmother arrived in the shape of a girl called Nicola. A former girlfriend of Jason Weaver who had recently got married to Gary Stevens.
The Hall Of Fame rider had landed a job as first jockey to Sir Michael Stoute and Nicola suggested me as his agent, on the back of the work I had done for Weaver four years previously, Despite Stevens staying only four months, he wowed crowds with his riding and his charm. I earned enough to survive and eventually prosper.
The reason I mention this is that Stevens contacted me on Twitter today - first time in 4 years - and he was no different. A class act, even if after one of his early rides he said to me 'you couldn't tell the difference between shit and sugar.'
Rides for Saturday will be completed tomorrow (they are ok but it's a poor card) but Kieren will again be riding for the gregarious football agent Barry Silkman, another whom I seeked career advice from last year.
Before I took over Kieren in May, I was looking to doing something else. I fancied the idea of being a football agent. I got the necessary forms, applied to do the exams required and had a sponsor lined up to pay the fee.
When I asked Silkman if he thought I would do ok, he replied " You have absolutely no chance, Tezza. You don't talk enough bollock" Really, I think a number of people would disagree with you, Bazza.
Kieren has five rides at the Dubai Carnival tomorrow. The three for Luca are coming back from injury or rest, Secrecy (winner at Kempton) runs on Tapeta for the first time while Winker Watson is struggling for form.
Terry
Having been made redundant from the Sporting Life, I was struggling badly. I had lost my 'rendundo' and I couldn't see any light at the end of the tunnel.Then a fairy godmother arrived in the shape of a girl called Nicola. A former girlfriend of Jason Weaver who had recently got married to Gary Stevens.
The Hall Of Fame rider had landed a job as first jockey to Sir Michael Stoute and Nicola suggested me as his agent, on the back of the work I had done for Weaver four years previously, Despite Stevens staying only four months, he wowed crowds with his riding and his charm. I earned enough to survive and eventually prosper.
The reason I mention this is that Stevens contacted me on Twitter today - first time in 4 years - and he was no different. A class act, even if after one of his early rides he said to me 'you couldn't tell the difference between shit and sugar.'
Rides for Saturday will be completed tomorrow (they are ok but it's a poor card) but Kieren will again be riding for the gregarious football agent Barry Silkman, another whom I seeked career advice from last year.
Before I took over Kieren in May, I was looking to doing something else. I fancied the idea of being a football agent. I got the necessary forms, applied to do the exams required and had a sponsor lined up to pay the fee.
When I asked Silkman if he thought I would do ok, he replied " You have absolutely no chance, Tezza. You don't talk enough bollock" Really, I think a number of people would disagree with you, Bazza.
Kieren has five rides at the Dubai Carnival tomorrow. The three for Luca are coming back from injury or rest, Secrecy (winner at Kempton) runs on Tapeta for the first time while Winker Watson is struggling for form.
Terry
Tuesday 10 January 2012
Disappointing news from Dubai, plans for 2012, a BBC dilemma..............
| Ok, after the teaser yesterday about a decent ride at the Dubai Carnival, the mood kind of went flat first thing when I was told that the horse was lame and wouldn't be running. Things got worse as the cat decided to crap on my office floor minutes into said conversation. Dubai can be a tricky place for any freelance jockey. There aren't many spare rides but you harbour hopes that contacts can be made for the forthcoming season. It's no secret that Kieren wants to ride more for Mahmood Al Zarooni. The news today that Goldolphin's second trainer will operate with 300 horses is astonshing, and most of Kieren's backend rides, apart from Luca's, were geared towards Al Zarooni. Kieren had a healthy 45% strike rate for him. You always have to move forward in any sport, so expect to see Kieren ride more for George Baker, and, hopefully, for the likes of James Tate and Ed Walker. Some trainers have moved away but he still has a strong relationship with a considerable number, with Luca still first choice. A dilemma landed on the floor this morning. Do I take up the option of appearing on the BBC1 quiz Pointless? My appearance on the Weakest Link three years ago wasn't great. I went out in round five after getting all three questions wrong. It was bad enough answering a question incorrect on the inhabitants of the New Forest and being mocked at the time by Anne Robinson, but she continued to take the piss once filming had finished. Not sure I could cope if Alexander Armstrong decided to do the same. Terry |
Monday 9 January 2012
More news regarding Dubai, interesting conversations with trainers, plans for Saturday......................................
Luca Cumani confirmed today that he will have three runners at the Dubai Carnival on Thursday; Fiery Lad, Swop and Summit Surge. The boss (hope you are reading Luca!) has a team of four for the trip to the desert, the other being Presvis, a horse that Kieren just doesn't seem to click with and won't be riding.
Mr Fallon is working hard in the Emirates - at least that 's what I think he said - and he will also ride Secrecy for Goldolphin on Thursday. Kieren rides at Jebel Ali on Friday before flying home for Lingfield.
One of the worst days for being an agent is a Monday. Trainers are grumpy, you are waiting for the entries to come out for Saturday at around 1pm and then you eyes drop once you realise that 'good thing' isn't there or, if it is, that you won't be able to get on it..
In the space of 20 minutes today, I had a trainer try to 'convince' me he had a 'cert' for a 0-55, another that constantly called me Tony - eventually I gave up correcting him and answered with enthusiasm- and one that called me a tosser - okay the last one wasn't a trainer but my mother but it fitted in with the ethos of the hour.
In truth, the weekend is starting build nicely. There are already five in the can for Saturday, although i'm expecting a phone call around 9am on Thursday to announce a non-runner ; owner is having a wisdom tooth out, pleurisy has set in or that 'the owner didn't realise you booked Kieren's rides and he won't use him because you got off one of his in 2004." That did happen.
There is likely to be news tomorrow about another potential top-notch ride for Kieren in Dubai and a possible new jockey to add to my books. After the decision of Eddie Ahern to join Willie Ryan, it leaves me on the lookout for one to complement Kieren.
Terry
Mr Fallon is working hard in the Emirates - at least that 's what I think he said - and he will also ride Secrecy for Goldolphin on Thursday. Kieren rides at Jebel Ali on Friday before flying home for Lingfield.
One of the worst days for being an agent is a Monday. Trainers are grumpy, you are waiting for the entries to come out for Saturday at around 1pm and then you eyes drop once you realise that 'good thing' isn't there or, if it is, that you won't be able to get on it..
In the space of 20 minutes today, I had a trainer try to 'convince' me he had a 'cert' for a 0-55, another that constantly called me Tony - eventually I gave up correcting him and answered with enthusiasm- and one that called me a tosser - okay the last one wasn't a trainer but my mother but it fitted in with the ethos of the hour.
In truth, the weekend is starting build nicely. There are already five in the can for Saturday, although i'm expecting a phone call around 9am on Thursday to announce a non-runner ; owner is having a wisdom tooth out, pleurisy has set in or that 'the owner didn't realise you booked Kieren's rides and he won't use him because you got off one of his in 2004." That did happen.
There is likely to be news tomorrow about another potential top-notch ride for Kieren in Dubai and a possible new jockey to add to my books. After the decision of Eddie Ahern to join Willie Ryan, it leaves me on the lookout for one to complement Kieren.
Terry
Sunday 8 January 2012
News about Kieren, reflection on Saturday, looking forward to Dubai
Kieren had to stay in Dubai at weekend after the cost of flying back to Lingfield for Saturday, and then flying back on Wednesday, was going to amount to an awful lot of money.
Luca Cumani has three runners on Thursday at Meydan and that took precedent over seven rides at Lingfield. It was still galling, from an agent point of view, to give up winners - Irons On Fire won for George Baker and I'm confident he would have won on Nbani. You are always afraid of losing rides!
Cest Le Vive. Presently, Kieren will be back for Lingfield on Saturday. Entries are out tomorrow. Green Destiny will be Kieren's ride in Dubai and he will ride all of Luca's. I don't tend to have much to do with his rides in Dubai - not something that I like ;-0.
The idea of a daily blog (well that is the intention) is to give a lowdown on his rides and any general news. It won't be a tipping service and the views will be entirely mine. Not Kieren's or any trainers'. Hopefully, I'll throw in any funny (sic) stories that abound from the day.
No doubt the blog will evolve as it goes on and any feedback will be welcome, but please, no abuse. I know plenty don't like Kieren, but the comments box is not for IhateKieren. com.
Terry
Luca Cumani has three runners on Thursday at Meydan and that took precedent over seven rides at Lingfield. It was still galling, from an agent point of view, to give up winners - Irons On Fire won for George Baker and I'm confident he would have won on Nbani. You are always afraid of losing rides!
Cest Le Vive. Presently, Kieren will be back for Lingfield on Saturday. Entries are out tomorrow. Green Destiny will be Kieren's ride in Dubai and he will ride all of Luca's. I don't tend to have much to do with his rides in Dubai - not something that I like ;-0.
The idea of a daily blog (well that is the intention) is to give a lowdown on his rides and any general news. It won't be a tipping service and the views will be entirely mine. Not Kieren's or any trainers'. Hopefully, I'll throw in any funny (sic) stories that abound from the day.
No doubt the blog will evolve as it goes on and any feedback will be welcome, but please, no abuse. I know plenty don't like Kieren, but the comments box is not for IhateKieren. com.
Terry
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